Tag Archives: Celebrity Gossip

Weekend Discharge

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A Hot Meal and a Shower. Al Pacino was spotted attending ‘Glengarry Glen Ross’ in New York City dressed in his best puffy Nike Jacket, silk scarf and orthopedic shoes.  I looked it up and surprising ‘Glengarry Glen Ross’ is a play, not a soup kitchen. (Image: Fame/Flynet)

Courtney Stodden’s mom is adamant her daughter will not do porn. Yeah, my mom said that too. radaronline

Kim Kardahsian‘s visit to Bahrain was met with outrage and civil unrest.  “Her visit could help spread vice among our youth,” said one protestor. I would be a little more concerned about her spreading other things… radaronline

Brad Pitt’s latest movie is analogous to how it feels to actually watch it. Huffingtonpost

Slater from Saved By the Bell got married in Mexico, breaking thousands of teenaged hearts in 1990. People

The Daily Discharge

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The story behind Lindsay Lohan’s most recent arrest just keeps getting classier. Radaronline

I’ve never wanted to club something to death so badly in my life. Caution SFW, but deeply disturbing. Toofab

People who engage in semi-incestuous relationships also tend to make other poor life decisions as well. TMZ

Miley Cyrus had to cut up a few fools to get some street credz. Globalgrind

Jessica Alba is Better Than You

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Hostess Raspberry Zingers: The reason your life sucks.

Ever look in the mirror and think “God, I look like shit,” and then wonder ‘How does Jessica Alba looks so good, that bitch has two kids?’ Well apparently it’s because she works out hard, eats right and has millions of dollars. So she can afford i-Lipo treatments at $300 a pop.

If you’re really interested in i-Lipo, you can read all about it here. But I have a feeling you’re just going to keep eating that Ho-Ho and move on to the next post. In summation, Jessica Alba is a skank, and tasty Hostess products can solve all your problems.

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Victoria’s Secret’s Secret’s Out

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I believe that headline is grammatically correct, Alex (smartass.)

The muckrakers at GreenPeace are at it again, this time stirring the pot in their new 56-page-report  that claims lingerie and clothing produced by Victoria’s Secret in Chinese sweatshops contain toxic chemicals.

Unless you’re some kind of mindless consumer that makes shopping decisions based on Giselle’s bouncing breasts (me, here!) you would know that Victoria’s Secret is nothing but overpriced crap, and what you’re really paying for is their enormous advertising budget which includes however much it costs to have Adrianna Lima trounce down the runway in a diamond bra, and Justin Bieber parade around singing in a castrato.

$30 for a pair of panties?  That’s the yearly salary of the 8-year-old factory worker who sewed them! And then you can’t find a bra there that doesn’t have at least two cups worth of padding in it.  Which seems like a great idea, until you have to take it off, suddenly a glass that was abundantly full becomes a swallow of backwash.

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Charlie Sheen Knows About Meltdowns

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Says They Go Great With a Beer and a Bump

Seizing upon any chance to be relevant, Charlie Sheen has weighed in on the previously reported tirade by Angus T. Jones’ for a video on a religious website.

Sheen told People “With Angus’s Hale-Bopp-like meltdown, it is radically clear to me that the show is cursed,”  Which got me thinking, it’s been a good fifteen years since America’s had a good mass-suicide facilitated by a charismatic cult leader.  You should get on that Charlie, it’s the role you were born to play, and December 21st is rapidly approaching.

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Anus T. Jones Doesn’t Like Being Employed

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Making Out With Miley Cyrus Was the Last Straw

 Angus T. Jones, you know, that little turd that plays on Two and a Half Men? That show no one watches? Or at least I don’t.  Well apparently he’s all grown up now, and he has  opinions; the convoluted, self-righteous opinions of a celebrity teenager.

In a video released by the Seventh Day Adventist website Forerunner Chronicles Jones pleads people not to watch his show, calling it ‘filth’ and says he no longer wishes to be on it.

Unfortunately, Jones seems to have locked himself into some kind of satanic contractual obligation back in October 2010 guaranteeing him $7.8 million for two seasons plus a $500,000 signing bonus.

So his renunciation of the show is coming after he’s made boatloads of money and can afford to burn all his bridges and take a moral high ground.  Ask Sheen how well that worked out for him.

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