That lightening-rod of human decency, Chris Brown, may have to reign in some of his Twitter followers who began issuing death threats to comedienne Jenny Johnson after she engaged in a tweet-war(God, that sounds gay,) with Brown, in which he deleted his account afterwards.
With Brown’s account gone, his Twitter followers resumed the fight posting such pithy tweets as:
“@JennyJohnsonHi5 whore bitch. if chris kill you i will have more respect of him ..” Tweeted by @NinaBreezy16.
Or this gem by @Nellybreezy who later deleted his account “Do u wanna know what im gonna do now ? Im gonna kill that Jenny Johnson for making Chris delete his twitter,”
Obviously, Nellybreezy was inconvenienced by his inability to follow the 144-character rants of a derelict, and wanted to voice his frustrations in a concise yet poignant way. Way to stick it to the man! Or in this case, woman. Brown had better do some damage control, this could harm his squeaky-clean image!
Together Again. Rihanna tweeted the above picture of what appears to be a headless Chris Brown on a bed, causing wild speculation on the web about whether the two are back together and proving my original hypothesis: people are stupid.
A Blow-Out Fight between two French men took place on Halle Berry’s driveway this Thanksgiving; Surprisingly, both men stood their ground and one of them kind of got his ass kicked. Story Here.
Psy’s Gangnam Style video toppled Justin Bieber’s Baby as the most watched YouTube video which restores a lot of my faith in the internet. Baby sucked, while the slightly homoerotic Gangnam Style has Psy singing while another man’s balls hover just over his head, showcasing how frighteningly strange and awesome Korean culture us. Speaking of Justin Bieber, he received the Diamond Jubilee Medal from Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper , and wore this. Fag!
Donald Trump has likened himself to Martin Luther King Jr. in a post-election Twitter rant calling for a March on Washington in order to take back this country for the one-percent! Trump pleads that he not be judged by the color of his skin – orange- but by the content of his character – black.
America’s wealthiest citizens will descend upon the Washington Mall demanding lower taxes, private islands and personal slaves for all. Their march will continue into the suburbs of D.C. where their wallets and jewelry will promptly be taken by the truly disenfranchised.