Jessica Alba is Better Than You


Hostess Raspberry Zingers: The reason your life sucks.

Ever look in the mirror and think “God, I look like shit,” and then wonder ‘How does Jessica Alba looks so good, that bitch has two kids?’ Well apparently it’s because she works out hard, eats right and has millions of dollars. So she can afford i-Lipo treatments at $300 a pop.

If you’re really interested in i-Lipo, you can read all about it here. But I have a feeling you’re just going to keep eating that Ho-Ho and move on to the next post. In summation, Jessica Alba is a skank, and tasty Hostess products can solve all your problems.

Image:By Evan-Amos (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (, via Wikimedia Commons

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