Anus T. Jones Doesn’t Like Being Employed


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 Angus T. Jones, you know, that little turd that plays on Two and a Half Men? That show no one watches? Or at least I don’t.  Well apparently he’s all grown up now, and he has  opinions; the convoluted, self-righteous opinions of a celebrity teenager.

In a video released by the Seventh Day Adventist website Forerunner Chronicles Jones pleads people not to watch his show, calling it ‘filth’ and says he no longer wishes to be on it.

Unfortunately, Jones seems to have locked himself into some kind of satanic contractual obligation back in October 2010 guaranteeing him $7.8 million for two seasons plus a $500,000 signing bonus.

So his renunciation of the show is coming after he’s made boatloads of money and can afford to burn all his bridges and take a moral high ground.  Ask Sheen how well that worked out for him.

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