I added the top photo to keep things in perspective. The daughter that Michael Lohan fathered with another woman 18 years ago, Ashley Horn, has undergone a series of procedures in order to make her look more like her half-sister, Lindsay Lohan. Which, I can’t believe I’m saying this, means that whatever minute amount of intelligence and common sense that remains in Lindsay’s delusional, smoke-filled brain, came from Dina Lohan. So yes, there’s someone out there even dumber than Lindsay Lohan, and yes, she’s directly related to Lindsay Lohan. From In Touch:
Ashley Horn may not have a relationship with her estranged half sister Lindsay Lohan, but she sure looks like her!
After $25,000 worth of procedures to look more like half sis Lindsay, Ashley debuted her post-surgery results exclusively in the new issue ofIn Touch.
“I’ve gotten rhinoplasty, a bit of refinement underneath my cheeks and jawline, some fat injected into my chin and some fat injected into my upper cheeks,” she reveals of her five procedures by Houston-based surgeon Dr. Franklin Rose.
Ashley, 18, whose mom, Kristi, had a brief affair with Lindsay’s dad, Michael, in the early ’90s when he was married to now ex-wife Dina, adds, “My goal was to look like Lindsay in her good days, when she was around 18, 19 years old.”
And now? “I’m hotter than Lindsay!,” she explains. “I have no problem saying that.”
I don’t want to be too mean because she’s only 18 and it’s sad her only sense of value in herself is that with a lot of work and squinting your eyes she kind of resembles her washed-up, yet still famous half-sister who she doesn’t even have a relationship with, but really? It cost $25,000 to make her look like that? I’m pretty sure she could have transformed herself into some kind of indestructible cyborg that shoots lasers out of her eyes for that kind of money. Lindsay actually looks good when you put her picture up next to hers. If the look she was going for was “chubby-faced teen with too much makeup on in a Glamour Shots photo,” you can get that at the MAC counter at Macy’s for about $50. She could’ve use the other $24,950 to pay for a college education. My guess is she’s going to need it.