The Vadge is a no-budget Celebrity Gossip blog launched in October 2012. If you want to know why I don’t post a lot of pictures like some of the other Celebrity Gossip blogs go back to the first sentence and read the part about ‘no-budget.’ That shit’s expensive, and the last thing I need is to be sued by some weekend wedding photographer with a hair up his ass because I just had to post that close-up of Emma Stone’s vagina. So I make due with what I can for now.
If you’d like to see more celebrity pictures on here, do me a favor and leave a tab open on my site all day and hit the ‘refresh’ button every two minutes, and I’ll do my best to post the pictures of cleavage/tits/ass/vagina that men like to masturbate to, and women like to look at so we can feel like shit in comparison.
If you would like to get a hold of me for some reason you can send me an e-mail here: firstname.lastname@example.org unless it’s a cease-and-desist letter, then just don’t send it at all. Please keep the hate mail to a minimum as I am an emotionally-fragile person.
*Disclaimer: The Vadge is satirical, hyperbole and sometimes complete lies. Nothing written on this site should be taken as factual reporting.
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