That headline almost made it sound like they’re both dead; unfortunately that’s not the case, but the New York Daily News is reporting that the ‘couple in high school who everybody thought would be together forever’ have broken up after two months, which is the most successful dating streak Taylor Swift has ever had.
This is good new for Harry, he’s 18, famous, and has so much poontang being thrown at him he’s practically drowning in it, despite looking like this. Seriously? Is this what all those little girls are going ape shit about? He has the soft, pasty upper body of a priest’s personal choir boy, and I’m pretty sure that’s a third nipple there, and possibly a fourth! And why do his tattoos look like he let a 7th-grader go at him with a Sharpie? Doesn’t this kid have money?
I can’t believe I’m going on record saying this, but Taylor Swift could actually do way better than this guy. She may be an irksome baby with a sourpuss face, but at least she’s in shape, kind of.
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Nick Nolte wandered out his home in his bathrobe last night trying to get the Early Bird special at Denny’s but instead ended up at the premiere for Gangster Squad. I guess I can’t blame the guy for wanting to be comfy while sitting through a movie, but uh, you’re supposed to hit the flask after the lights go out. He looks like Ernest Hemingway post-suicide.
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