Ryan Lochte Is Coming to Reality TV


The only thing Ryan Lochte is famous for is treading water quickly, which doesn’t seem all that impressive, but you can bet your ass that E! is going to give him a show because of it.  These days all you need to have your own show is a pulse and an overwhelming desire to shame yourself on national television. Oh and it helps if you have gigantic ass too, I’m looking at you Kim and Coco!

According to the press release, “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” follows Michael Phelp’s bottom as he trains for the Rio 2016 Olympic Games, builds his fashion line, deals with his overbearing mother and sisters, and hits the clubs looking for the ‘one.’

They forgot to add ‘All while pretending to be straight.’ Sounds hilarious! And after he completely blows the 2016 games, we can all look forward to watching Lochte prep himself for rehab in 2020.

Image: By tobyandtaishan [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons

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