The endless line of porn stars and hookers willing to lip wrestle with Charlie Sheen never ceases to amaze me. Is there a national shortage of Valtrex and bitches are trying to get a residual dose? Why else would a woman with low self-esteem and daddy issues hook-up with a man so bacteria-ridden even Lindsay Lohan thought she was too good for him?

I don’t have answers to these questions, I was just trying to tell you that Charlie Sheen has found a new blown-out hole to put his crusty, flaccid peen in.  Her name is Georgia Jones (pictured above) star of adult film classics such as Teen Alien Sex Dreams and Babes in Body Wraps. And if she hasn’t already proved there’s nothing she won’t do to make a buck and shame her parents, she’s sure to do it now after being photographed making out with Charlie Sheen on New Year’s.  Say ‘hi,’ mom and dad!

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