We’ll I certainly never saw this coming. Amanda Bynes was arrested last night for possession of weed as well as a few other crimes that involve her literally trying to kill somebody with a bong, which now that I think about it, I’m surprised this hasn’t happened before. From TMZ:
According to law enforcement sources … a building official called police after spotting Amanda in the lobby with a joint, acting erratically and talking to herself. We’re told when cops arrived they knocked at her door and she let them in.
Our sources say when police saw the bong Amanda quickly tossed it out the window … which fortunately didn’t hit anyone on the street below.
Amanda, who was wearing a platinum blonde wig, was placed under arrest and went ballistic, yelling, “Don’t you know who I am?”
She was booked for criminal possession of pot, as well as reckless endangerment and FELONY tampering with evidence.
Our law enforcement sources say Amanda was briefly taken to a hospital for psychiatric evaluation and then taken to the station for booking.
Fortunately? Don’t editorialize TMZ. If Amanda had actually hurt a person with that thing, or God forbid killed them, they might be able to put her away for a while. As is, she’s going to be released in a few hours and the first thing she’s going to do is get the death ray she’s been making out of disassembled microwaves and old cell phones over the past year operational. “There’s still a few flaws to be worked out with the concentration levels,” she’ll say, “but I’m confident it’ll be able to light my joint and wipe out a quarter of the population.” *laughs maniacally*
In a new interview with Esquire magazine, Brad Pitt describes how before he met Angelina Jolie he was sitting on a couch in his underwear smoking a joint and wasting his life in vapid, meaningless conversations about bronzer and highlights with an unnamed, orange specter with a ubiquitous haircut.
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