There’s nothing I love more than cutting a few lines, rolling a fatty, cracking open my 40oz. and sitting in righteous condemnation of those whose problems are slightly worse than my own. It’s kind of what I imagine being a Christian feels like. So with that, I can’t begin to express how deeply disappointed I am that A&E has cancelled Intervention after 13 seasons. Did they finally run out of people high enough to actually believe they were taking part in a documentary about addiction but didn’t know they would soon face an intervention?
I was a little worried about finding another show portraying desperate, delusional people hitting rock bottom to justify my own troubles, but then I found out this bitch finally sucked the right dick and got herself a reality show, so I guess I have that to look forward to.