Radar Online is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has gained five pounds since entering the Betty Ford Clinic and being taken off Adderal. I know, like, totally disgusting right? How dare a person getting help for their very serious and potentially life-threatening problems gain an amount of weight that’s equivalent to the dump I take every morning. I’m sure if the judge had known this was going to happen he would have let her continue to slowly kill herself with drugs and alcohol, that’s far preferable than having another fat chick around.

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