This Isn’t Amanda Bynes But if it Was This is What She Would Look Like

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Two photographers have infiltrated Amanda Byne’s apartment, making their way through the wig maze and microwave zone to snap pictures of her squalid apartment and claimed they saw Amanda using marijuana and cocaine. The two photographers then sold their horrifying tale to Intouch magazine, which Amanda then threatened to sue because those guys are lying and the pictures are totally fake and photoshopped and those aren’t her feet, and besides, the black guy was the ones who brought the drugs!

“That’s not my bed! Those aren’t my toes! My toes are pedicured!”Amanda tweeted on Wednesday night, regarding the exclusive layout in this week’s issue of In Touch magazine. Via Radar:

“I just did an exclusive interview with intouch last week, now they bought fake altered photos by obviously that ugly black man in the photo or someone who knows him!”

The “black man” Amanda is referring to is a photographer named Giovanni Arnold — the one who did the interview with the tabloid and shared the photos.

“I have to sue because that’s not my apartment, those aren’t my clothes! They morphed photos of my face onto someone’s body to ruin my life!” Amanda claims.

“I have to make a big deal of this and sue because that’s not me! I care about my appearance so I have to defend myself! I look so much prettier now that I had surgery that I only want new post surgery photos of me on the cover of tabloids and real magazines that I don’t need to sue!”

And then to completely substantiate and lend credibility to everything she just said about how the In Touch  story is fake, Amanda told the magazine:

 “They’re the ones into drugs, so they bring drugs, but I don’t do them.”

So what Amanda is saying is “These people are liars I’ve never met in my life, now tell them to come get their microphones out of my apartment and if they could I need them to bring by an eight ball later.”


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