This is why I never walk the red carpet; just when you think you’re looking good, classy even,the flashbulbs start going off and the next thing you know your nipple’s all over the internet.
And not that any of you care since you’re all staring at her chest trying to make out exactly what the hell it is you’re looking at, here’s Nicole’s new music video for “Boomerang.”
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The overweight,unattractive women at the Parent’s Advisory Council are calling the New Mercedes Benz Superbowl commercial featuring Kate Upton an affront to women’s progress. From The Hollywood Reporter:
“This ad [reinforces] for millions of wives, daughters and sisters across the country that you use your sex appeal to get what you want,” a PTC spokesperson complained to Daily Mail. “If anything, this ad proves that we’ve regressed rather than progressed over the last several years.”
I don’t know if they actually watched the commercial; what’s wrong with a bunch of pubescent boys washing your car for you? It’s not like they were wearing bikinis or anything. Kate needed her car washed, and she found the most economically viable way to get it done: free, by boys who want to ogle her. That’s what I call progress. It’s kind of like how I sit on the couch writing posts while my husband cleans the house, except more cats and I probably have food on my chin.
Peter Farrelly did an “Ask me anything” session on Reddit today, and what can I say, the man can deliver. I would blow him just for admitting Channing Tatum really is as stupid as he looks.
On getting Richard Gere on board for Movie 43:
Is begging the same as fellating? Because if thats the case, then yes I had to beg Richard Gere.
On Finding the perfect fake splooge for There’s Something About Mary:
The funny part was when a guy showed up on the set with all different jizz sizes and shapes, to hang on Bens ear. God’s honest truth, that’s somebody’s job. This guy shows up with a briefcase and inside he has about 40 different loads. Each one is a different length and texture, sort of like snow flakes. Only prettier. We laughed our asses off. But I did feel kinda bad that this was the man’s lot in life–to carry a briefcase full of jizzm. By the way that man grew up to be Anderson Cooper.
On working with Bill Murray:
The great talents have moments of darkness- Bill Murray -Jim Carrey etc, but they always seem to take it out on themselves, not other people. Bill did once beat a studio head to death–but to me he’s been a luv.
On Working with Halle Berry:
I was a little nervous about meeting her because her scene is so outrageous and I was afraid she might get on the set and balk. Not only did she not, but she thought the scene was too soft, and asked us to amp it up a little. We ended up coming up with a couple of things for her to do that weren’t scripted, but were insane. To give you an example the short is about a couple (her and Stephen Merchant) who play Truth or Dare on a first date. Among other things she ended up sticking her bare breast into a bowl of guacamole. She couldn’t have been more fun to work with.
On Dumb and Dumber 2:
Yes. Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are in. And there are a couple of other very juicy roles. I love that guy Channing Tatum and would love to get him in there. Also, there’s an excellent role for a young dumb girl. Emma Stone would knock it out of the park.
Because the whole world has been holding its collective breath and about to pass out in anticipation for any new music from Justin Timberlake, the Original Justin Bieber graced us with a look at his video for “Suit and Tie”, presumably the first single off his up-coming album. Spoiler Alert: It’s embarrassingly bad. Especially when you consider the hype around this thing. I mean the guy made an announcement that he was going to make an announcement to tell us he’s going to have a new album out three months from now.
The things looks like an extended commercial for Brooks Brothers, features product placement from Tom Ford and has the lyrics bouncing on the screen like some kind of sing-along; except the only people that can sing that high are JT and castrati.
As for the Jay-Z rap on the track? Let’s just say you know you’ve lost your street credz when you can name drop Tom Ford and Alexander Wang in your rhymes.
Link to video here:http://vevo.ly/W1hnQg I apologize for not being able to embed this but Vevo sucks.
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Dear people who are “outraged” over the Beyonce lip-synching scandal, don’t ever attend a Britney Spears’ concert. D Listed
Just to be clear, I would have sex with any member of the Royal Family, even Fergie, but I would prefer Harry. Lainey Gossip
Great news for formerly overweight, purple-haired women with large jaws! Just Jared
Lindsay Lohan likes to think that if you did drugs and had occasional sex with a person who died tragically, you’ll be remembered fondly by their surviving family. ICYDK
Teen Mom 2’s Jenelle Evans continues to present a compelling argument for the eugenics movement. The Superficial
Kate Beckinsale went shopping with her assistant on Melrose Avenue in West Hollywood yesterday. I normally don’t like to make fun of non-famous people, so let’s just say the job requirements to be Kate Beckinsale’s assistant are you must walk three feet behind her at all times, and do everything in your power to make Kate look slim and attractive in contrast to yourself. Oh, and no eye contact. I don’t know who you are lady, but you’re being used! Used!
In summation, if Kate Beckinsale ever asks you to go shopping with her, kick that bitch in the vadge and run like hell.
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Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes have been passive-aggresively feuding with each other via Twitter for months, and they continued their tradition into the New Year when this exchange took place between the two during Brandi’s interview on Watch What Happens Live where she said LeAnn was insane. And you know LeAnn just couldn’t resist watching because Brandi’s pretty right on with that assertion.
“Wow the texts from my friend,” LeAnn tweeted while the show was airing on the West Coast. “KISSES and KMA,” as in, “Kiss My A**.”
LeAnn likes to pretend she has friends,and that these ‘friends’ tell her everything Brandi says and does to get under her skin. Because that’s what friends do.
Never one to take the higher road, Brandi called out LeAnn’s supposed Twitter addiction, tweeting: “I love you.. No! U! Yes I really do!!!! Im in love with my twitter and i will NEVER leave u for ‘tweehab’ gdnt biddy!”
Ironic, No? Watching two grown women act like tweens hurling under-handed insults indirectly though a social media sight really begs the question: Why the fuck do these two follow each other on Twitter?
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