If my husband left me for an emaciated,red-necked troll it would probably bring up some feelings of insecurity or inadequacy. Which is probably why after Eddie Cibrian left Brandi Glanville for LeAnn Rimes, Brandi thought her vadge needed a makeover. And also because her old one must have had teeth or emitted some kind of man-repelling odor or something. From Page Six:
Glanville describes in her upcoming book “Drinking & Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders” that she took revenge on Cibrian over his affair with Rimes by undergoing vaginal rejuvenation surgery. “This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000,” Brandi reveals. “A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina . . . I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor’s office] Eddie’s credit- card number.”
You don’t need to justify yourself to me, Brandi, I’ve had a baby. I have to pick my vadge up off the floor to put on pants
Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes have been passive-aggresively feuding with each other via Twitter for months, and they continued their tradition into the New Year when this exchange took place between the two during Brandi’s interview on Watch What Happens Live where she said LeAnn was insane. And you know LeAnn just couldn’t resist watching because Brandi’s pretty right on with that assertion.
“Wow the texts from my friend,” LeAnn tweeted while the show was airing on the West Coast. “KISSES and KMA,” as in, “Kiss My A**.”
LeAnn likes to pretend she has friends,and that these ‘friends’ tell her everything Brandi says and does to get under her skin. Because that’s what friends do.
Never one to take the higher road, Brandi called out LeAnn’s supposed Twitter addiction, tweeting: “I love you.. No! U! Yes I really do!!!! Im in love with my twitter and i will NEVER leave u for ‘tweehab’ gdnt biddy!”
Ironic, No? Watching two grown women act like tweens hurling under-handed insults indirectly though a social media sight really begs the question: Why the fuck do these two follow each other on Twitter?
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