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Amanda Bynes is Crazy Because She Smokes Weed. Hahahahahahaha!

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Since 90% of the people using the internet are currently smoking a joint while watching increasingly depraved porn in a desperate attempt to get off, we can all have a good laugh at Radar Online’s assertion that the ‘secret’ reason Amanda Bynes is wack-a-doodle crazy is because she smokes marijuana.

The ex-Nickelodeon star “has used marijuana as a recreational user for several years,” a source close to the troubled actress revealed.

“Amanda’s increasingly disturbing behavior is related to the fact that she smokes pot.

“It makes her more paranoid and instead of mellowing her out, it does the opposite. Amanda begins talking faster and just can’t seem to sit still.”

It’s been pretty well documented that Amanda smokes the wacky-tobacky, so it’s really not a secret, and unless she’s lacing her bong loads with PCP, I have a hard time believing that when Amanda tweeted the above ‘flattering’ picture she was only stoned. It would take a hell of lot more than the good shit to convince someone that’s an attractive picture of a duck, let alone a female human being.

Amanda Bynes Wore This Because She’s Perfectly Sane

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Following the playbook “How to Destroy a Once Promising Career,” produced, written, directed and starring Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes has taken to Twitter threatening to sue US Weekly and Perez Hilton for suggesting she’s mentally unstable after she was photographed leaving a McDonald’s in Times Square with a blue shirt over her head.

“I’m suing @usweekly & @perezhilton for continuing to act like I’m doing something wrong by tweeting and walking to photoshoots. F–k you!!!!” Amanda Tweeted.

Then like most mentally unstable people, she completely forgot what she was so upset about, tweeting a few minutes later “Check my twitter for updates on my clothing and perfume line plus pix!”

When asked for comment about her potential lawsuits Amanda replied, “Frogs don’t need bicycles when they have helicopters, but the pencils just ride around on microwaves. Why are you trying to read my mind?”

Amanda Bynes is Still Here You Guys, Try Not to Make Eye Contact

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Amanda Bynes tweeted this picture of herself over the weekend to remind everyone that with the right filter, a shit load of make-up and a compact covering half her face she can still pass for attractive, while also proving that she and Lindsay Lohan get their wigs from the same discount supplier. 

Amanda Bynes is a Public Nuisance

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Former Nickelodeon star Amanda Bynes is continuing to hone her skills as a professional fuck-off, starting off the year getting kicked out of her NYC apartment for being a ‘nuisance,’ which I believe is the same word used to describe rats and cockroaches. From TMZ:

Amanda Bynes is currently packing up her NYC apartment … and moving somewhere else … after her landlord threatened to evict the actress claiming she’s a disrespectful rule-breaker … TMZ has learned.

Sources at the apartment tell us … Bynes got a letter from building management earlier this month explaining that her lease would be terminated … because she’s a building nuisance.

We’re told management made the decision after getting several complaints of marijuana smoke coming from her apartment — “morning, noon and night.” Sources say she was also seen smoking weed in the hallways. FYI — it’s a non-smoking building.

As TMZ previously reported, Bynes is a fan of the herb — she was photographed smoking weed around Los Angeles last year.

Sources say Amanda wasn’t going to wait around and challenge management’s decision — and instead decided to simply find somewhere else to live.

“Pffttt, what a fuckin’ noob,” said Lindsay Lohan as she bent over to snort a line of crystallized rhinoceros horn off the erect penis of  the Taiwanese business man paying for her company. “She could have stayed there rent free for at least a few months before they were finally able to evict her.”

Image:By The Heart Truth (Amanda Bynes on the Red Carpet) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons