Amanda Bynes Wore This Because She’s Perfectly Sane

Following the playbook “How to Destroy a Once Promising Career,” produced, written, directed and starring Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes has taken to Twitter threatening to sue US Weekly and Perez Hilton for suggesting she’s mentally unstable after she was photographed leaving a McDonald’s in Times Square with a blue shirt over her head.

“I’m suing @usweekly & @perezhilton for continuing to act like I’m doing something wrong by tweeting and walking to photoshoots. F–k you!!!!” Amanda Tweeted.

Then like most mentally unstable people, she completely forgot what she was so upset about, tweeting a few minutes later “Check my twitter for updates on my clothing and perfume line plus pix!”

When asked for comment about her potential lawsuits Amanda replied, “Frogs don’t need bicycles when they have helicopters, but the pencils just ride around on microwaves. Why are you trying to read my mind?”

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