Heidi Klum Might Have Lost Her Faith in Humanity


Heidi Klum is shocked, shocked you guys, that no one bothered to help her when her boob popped out of her bikini top as she rescued her son and nannies from being carried away by a riptide in Hawaii. The supermodel tells People, “The family was surprised that we were being photographed and no one would come help us.”

What Heidi’s saying is she’s a little disappointed a bunch of people sat around snapping pictures while a woman saved a child and another woman from drowning. Did I mention you could see her boob? You could see her boob.

Uncensored photos here.

Heidi Klum is the New Judge on AGT, Because Boobs


Heidi Klum has just signed on to be the fourth judge on NBC’S America’s Got Talent, joining  Howie Mandel, Howard Stern and new-comer Mel B, AKA “Scary Spice.” So pretty much three people no one wants to hear on the radio let alone see on TV, and Heidi.

With ruthless German efficiency Heidi will remind the contestants that their talent doesn’t matter anyway because they’re not bronzed, physically flawless supermodels with huge jugs. Excuse me while I go run a hose from my car’s exhaust into the window.