Heidi Klum is the New Judge on AGT, Because Boobs


Heidi Klum has just signed on to be the fourth judge on NBC’S America’s Got Talent, joining  Howie Mandel, Howard Stern and new-comer Mel B, AKA “Scary Spice.” So pretty much three people no one wants to hear on the radio let alone see on TV, and Heidi.

With ruthless German efficiency Heidi will remind the contestants that their talent doesn’t matter anyway because they’re not bronzed, physically flawless supermodels with huge jugs. Excuse me while I go run a hose from my car’s exhaust into the window.


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