Channing Tatum Quitting Acting

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Pretty sure he quit doing that a long time ago…

Channing Tatum is even more stupid than he looks (See my previous post on him being named, ‘Sexiest Man’) So my first thought when he told Entertainment Weekly that he’s going to take a break from acting was ‘Thank God,’ but then he added this:

We (Tatum and his production partner, Reid Carolin) have about three to four ideas that we love that are all in the hopper. By the end of next year, we’re going to shut things down and write the first thing that we’re going to direct,” Tatum said. “We’re going to be like, alright, no more acting parts for a minute, let’s take a few and really get caring about that section of our career.”

‘That section’ of your career?  Your ‘career’ mostly consists of taking your shirt off and hopefully hiding as much of your face as you can while you do it.  My question is, there’s already a ‘Lego’ movie in the works, Transformers has already been done, and Battleship too, what inane and loosely-based- on- a -toy -from- the- 80’s  movie is  numb-skull Channing going to come up with?

Simon? Speak and Spell? That sounds right up his alley.  I’ll stop now before anyone at Warner Brothers sees this and steals my idea.

Image:By Tony Shek (Channing Tatum) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons

Channing Tatum is Sexy, Sucks

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People Magazine making inroads on simian equality

 The people at People Magazine have shone once again how out of touch they are with actual people by naming half-man/half-ape Channing Tatum as this year’s Sexiest Man.

This guy has the blank look of a UFC fighter whose been kicked in the head too many times. Plus, his first name is a last name and his last name is a first name which really pisses me off for some reason. I’d bang Heath Ledger’s corpse over this bone-head.

Also on People’s list: Patrick Duffy (seriously,) Charlie Day(talks like a girl,) and Adam Levine(the pose says it all.) Which means, miraculously, Lance Bass wasn’t the gayest person on the list. I’m tired of Hollywood trying to push a bunch of candy-assed metros and tell me they’re hot. This list is proof that in Hollywood, if you give enough blow-jobs you’ll make it to the top.
Image:By Tony Shek (Channing Tatum) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons