People Magazine making inroads on simian equality

 The people at People Magazine have shone once again how out of touch they are with actual people by naming half-man/half-ape Channing Tatum as this year’s Sexiest Man.

This guy has the blank look of a UFC fighter whose been kicked in the head too many times. Plus, his first name is a last name and his last name is a first name which really pisses me off for some reason. I’d bang Heath Ledger’s corpse over this bone-head.

Also on People’s list: Patrick Duffy (seriously,) Charlie Day(talks like a girl,) and Adam Levine(the pose says it all.) Which means, miraculously, Lance Bass wasn’t the gayest person on the list. I’m tired of Hollywood trying to push a bunch of candy-assed metros and tell me they’re hot. This list is proof that in Hollywood, if you give enough blow-jobs you’ll make it to the top.
Image:By Tony Shek (Channing Tatum) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons