Pretty sure he quit doing that a long time ago…

Channing Tatum is even more stupid than he looks (See my previous post on him being named, ‘Sexiest Man’) So my first thought when he told Entertainment Weekly that he’s going to take a break from acting was ‘Thank God,’ but then he added this:

We (Tatum and his production partner, Reid Carolin) have about three to four ideas that we love that are all in the hopper. By the end of next year, we’re going to shut things down and write the first thing that we’re going to direct,” Tatum said. “We’re going to be like, alright, no more acting parts for a minute, let’s take a few and really get caring about that section of our career.”

‘That section’ of your career?  Your ‘career’ mostly consists of taking your shirt off and hopefully hiding as much of your face as you can while you do it.  My question is, there’s already a ‘Lego’ movie in the works, Transformers has already been done, and Battleship too, what inane and loosely-based- on- a -toy -from- the- 80’s  movie is  numb-skull Channing going to come up with?

Simon? Speak and Spell? That sounds right up his alley.  I’ll stop now before anyone at Warner Brothers sees this and steals my idea.

Image:By Tony Shek (Channing Tatum) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons