People Magazine making inroads on simian equality
This guy has the blank look of a UFC fighter whose been kicked in the head too many times. Plus, his first name is a last name and his last name is a first name which really pisses me off for some reason. I’d bang Heath Ledger’s corpse over this bone-head.
Also on People’s list: Patrick Duffy (seriously,) Charlie Day(talks like a girl,) and Adam Levine(the pose says it all.) Which means, miraculously, Lance Bass wasn’t the gayest person on the list. I’m tired of Hollywood trying to push a bunch of candy-assed metros and tell me they’re hot. This list is proof that in Hollywood, if you give enough blow-jobs you’ll make it to the top.
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