Donald Trump has likened himself to Martin Luther King Jr. in a post-election Twitter rant calling for a March on Washington in order to take back this country for the one-percent! Trump pleads that he not be judged by the color of his skin – orange- but by the content of his character – black.
America’s wealthiest citizens will descend upon the Washington Mall demanding lower taxes, private islands and personal slaves for all. Their march will continue into the suburbs of D.C. where their wallets and jewelry will promptly be taken by the truly disenfranchised.
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