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Leonardo DiCaprio Throws a Bone to Jonah Hill

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Imagine closing your eyes and thinking your going to make out with the bloated face of Leonardo DiCaprio, only to open them and find  yourself making out with the bloated face of Jonah Hill.

If your a ’10’ and you’ve been in Sydney or Las Vegas this week, that might be the situation you find yourself in. Just a heads up. Jonah’s been bottom-feeding on Leo’s discard.  Don’t get me wrong, I would totally make it with Leo, not because I find him particularly attractive, but because he’s a really good actor, especially when he played that retarded guy, very convincing.

Image:By Siebbi (Leonardo DiCaprio) [CC-BY-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons

Naked Victoria’s Secret Angels (not really, I just said that to get your attention.)

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Above: Heidi Klum and Adriana Lima

This one’s for the ladies

Mandatory.com has posted a list of some of the most famous Victoria’s Secret angels sans make-up, and there’s a lot of good and a lot of bad. Alessandria Ambrosio looks great either way, and Candice Swanepoel actually looks better without the make-up. Bar Rafaeli  looks good but she’s the most non-descript woman ever, I’m not sure Leonardo DiCaprio knew he was dating the same woman that whole time, he probably thought she was just one of the many random, tall, blonde women who show up to have sex with him, I’m sure that happens a lot. Finally, I’m sorry, but Miranda Kerr is just kind of fug no matter what you do with her.

Now on to the bad.  Heidi Klum looks like she works at Wal-Mart while Karolina Kurkova looks like she couldn’t even get a job at Wal-Mart. Adriana Lima looks like my Sicilian grandmother and Tyra Banks looks like the mug shot of a woman who just killed and ate her baby.

Image:By The Heart Truth (The Heart Truth Fashion Show 2008) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons