Imagine closing your eyes and thinking your going to make out with the bloated face of Leonardo DiCaprio, only to open them and find  yourself making out with the bloated face of Jonah Hill.

If your a ’10’ and you’ve been in Sydney or Las Vegas this week, that might be the situation you find yourself in. Just a heads up. Jonah’s been bottom-feeding on Leo’s discard.  Don’t get me wrong, I would totally make it with Leo, not because I find him particularly attractive, but because he’s a really good actor, especially when he played that retarded guy, very convincing.

Image:By Siebbi (Leonardo DiCaprio) [CC-BY-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons