Ke$ha was FORCED to Sing Annoying Song.

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In the wake of the Newtown, Connecticut school shooting, the media has become hyper-sensitive to anything that has a remote mention of violence or death, yanking T.V. episodes off the air and delaying movie premieres, until we all forget about it in two weeks and everything goes back to normal  But, one good thing has come out of all of this: Ke$ha’s song ‘Die Young’ is being yanked off the airwaves too, but for all the wrong reasons.

If you listen to the lyrics of the song, they’re annoying and will probably incite deep feelings of hatred and violence, but it’s not actually about ‘dying young.’  It’s a fucking simile people!

“Let’s make the most of the night like we’re gonna die young,”  See that word, ‘like’? It’s saying to have fun and live your life because you may die sooner than you think.  Fuck! I’m not only quoting Ke$ha now, I’m defending her trite, poorly written song.

But even though Ke$ha claims she’s some kind of ‘Warrior,’ she rolled on this thing faster than Lindsay Lohan trying to pin a gram on one of her assistants. Now, she’s apologizing for the song and saying she was forced to sing it even though she didn’t want to, tweeting:

“I had my very own issues with “die young” for this reason.  I did NOT want to sing those lyrics and I was FORCED TO.”

Yes. Forced.  To sing the song. Over and over again, Ad Nauseum. Probably a couple hundred takes in the recording studio, then at all her concerts.  Because Ke$ha’s really smart and she knows what a terrible song it is; she only sang it because they were holding her millions of dollars hostage if she didn’t. It must be really hard standing up for what you believe in after the fact, in order to make yourself appear blameless for something that has absolutely nothing to do with you in the first place.

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The AMA’s Celebrating Underachievement Since 1973

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Inside the 9th Circle

 The American Music Awards were Sunday night, and I thought I would take a hit for my readers and watch so I could report back.  Then I realized this shit was on ABC and fucking awful, so I didn’t really pay attention. ABC is the Family Channel, and if there’s one thing The Vadge hates it’s families.
Anyway here’s the breakdown that I gathered from flipping back during commercials of Sister Wives:  Justin Bieber looked like a little bitch that couldn’t get a date so he brought his mom. Take that Selena!
Christina Aguilera was huge! As in holy shit, she’s gained a lot of weight. She looked like Cindi Lauper’s bloated corpse.
Nicki Minaj was surprisingly less incoherent than I expected her to be.
Pink pretended to get the crap beat out of her, and Ke$ha sang her ‘hit’ Die Young. If only, you two, if only.
Other than that it looked like there was a lot of polite clapping and some awards were presented, it was hard to tell because I had it on mute most of the time.

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