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Bar Rafaeli knows how to get Twitter followers. (Above)

Chirs Pine hung out with a guy named Benedict Cumberpatch, which is the coolest name for a porn actor since Dale DaBone. Just Jared

What does Courtney Stodden have to do with the King of Thailand’s 85th birthday? I’m still not sure. radaronline

The Olson twins are back to their old drug dealing ways. wwtdd

Brace yourselves for nine months of endless speculation, followed by eighteen years of obsession, likely followed by a descent into drug addiction, madness and an untimely death. thehollywoodgossip

Prince William Likes Having Sex With Kate Middleton

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Nevermind the Bollocks

What would normally be a mundane story, becomes a media shit storm when it involves anything having to do with the British royal family.  Two married people had sex, and now they’re going to have a baby. Married people having sex? Filthy fornicators!!! Not only that, it took them almost two years to do what every retard on Teen Mom has managed to do by accident.

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