Nevermind the Bollocks

What would normally be a mundane story, becomes a media shit storm when it involves anything having to do with the British royal family.  Two married people had sex, and now they’re going to have a baby. Married people having sex? Filthy fornicators!!! Not only that, it took them almost two years to do what every retard on Teen Mom has managed to do by accident.

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