Bar Rafaeli Makes People Famous With Her Mouth

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Only in America do we make trampling a store worker to death the day after Thanksgiving, and watching commercials a national pass time. And on Sunday we celebrated the latter of those traditions cramming two hours of commercials into an hour and a half of football broken up by a half hour of Beyonce shaking her badonkadonk. God bless this country.

The most important break-out star of the Superbowl, aside from the football people, is the weasely little dweeb who made out with Bar Rafaeli in the Go Daddy commercial, Jesse  Heiman, who told TMZ:

“I’ve actually had guys tweet me that they wish they were me, and girls tweet me saying they wish they were Bar.”

But the interest from the ladies isn’t just from the cyber variety — Jesse explains, “I have girls run up to me and take pictures with me, tweet me for dates.”

Jesse tells us his career has also exploded … saying, “There are lots of inquiries coming in to my agent and manager, their phone has been ringing off the hook, but they are really letting me enjoy the moment right now.”

So making out with a supermodel will get launch your career and get you some Twitter dates. Congratulations Jesse, as long as Hollywood needs someone to play the ‘fat, unnatractive person’ you’ll always have a job.

 

 

 

 

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Bar Rafaeli knows how to get Twitter followers. (Above)

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