Justin Bieber Shares His DNA With a Fan*

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*By ‘fan’ I mean irate neighbor, same thing.

If you ask anybody that knows me, they’ll tell you I drive like old people fuck: Disappointingly slow while listening to public radio. And if there’s one thing I hate, it’s people who think speeding on public streets is a legitimate hobby. If you’re going to do something illegal for you kicks, get into drugs, you’ll have way more fun, and probably have an occasion or two when you think you really are driving a car but you’re actually just sitting on the couch. Plus, drugs never hurt anybody.

What I’m getting at here is that Justin Bieber had a knew Ferrari delivered to his gated Calabasas home, and felt the need to race the thing through residential streets at 100mph. Watch out for cats!

According to TMZ:

The man — a 47-year-old successful businessman and father of 3 — went onto Justin’s Calabasas property and screamed, “You can’t drive like this!”  The man told deputies, Justin responded by saying , “Get the f**k out of here,” and then he spit in the guy’s face and said, “I’m gonna f**king kill you.” The man filed a battery report and we’re told he wants Bieber prosecuted and will not back down.

The only way a 5’2 noodle-armed wiener could pull a move like that without having his face ripped off is he was surrounded by his hulking bodyguards, which he was. But, apparently, the DA takes charges of spitting very seriously and is investigating.

So remember, it’s acceptable to drive coked-up and drunk through the streest of LA county, with a trunk full of stolen jewelry and hit a few non-famous people along the way, but you goddam well better not spit on anybody!


Justin Bieber Grew A Mustache Over the Weekend


Lil’ Justin Bieber, is starting to grow up, and beginning to notice hair where there wasn’t hair before, tweeting the picture on the left on Friday with the caption, “growing out my stash.”

Now, I was hoping that once Beaver gets a full ‘stache and a pair of tits, he’d stop parading around like a little bitch with no shirt on. But alas, it did not last.  On Saturday, he tweeted the picture on the right after taking his pink, daisy razor and hacking away the offending peach fuzz. I guess, in a way I’m kind of jealous of Justin. I’m an Italian girl, I get a five-o-clock shadow over  my body 30 minutes after shaving.