Amanda Bynes is Still Here You Guys, Try Not to Make Eye Contact

Amanda Bynes tweeted this picture of herself over the weekend to remind everyone that with the right filter, a shit load of make-up and a compact covering half her face she can still pass for attractive, while also proving that she and Lindsay Lohan get their wigs from the same discount supplier. 

Amanda Bynes is a Public Nuisance

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Former Nickelodeon star Amanda Bynes is continuing to hone her skills as a professional fuck-off, starting off the year getting kicked out of her NYC apartment for being a ‘nuisance,’ which I believe is the same word used to describe rats and cockroaches. From TMZ:

Amanda Bynes is currently packing up her NYC apartment … and moving somewhere else … after her landlord threatened to evict the actress claiming she’s a disrespectful rule-breaker … TMZ has learned.

Sources at the apartment tell us … Bynes got a letter from building management earlier this month explaining that her lease would be terminated … because she’s a building nuisance.

We’re told management made the decision after getting several complaints of marijuana smoke coming from her apartment — “morning, noon and night.” Sources say she was also seen smoking weed in the hallways. FYI — it’s a non-smoking building.

As TMZ previously reported, Bynes is a fan of the herb — she was photographed smoking weed around Los Angeles last year.

Sources say Amanda wasn’t going to wait around and challenge management’s decision — and instead decided to simply find somewhere else to live.

“Pffttt, what a fuckin’ noob,” said Lindsay Lohan as she bent over to snort a line of crystallized rhinoceros horn off the erect penis of  the Taiwanese business man paying for her company. “She could have stayed there rent free for at least a few months before they were finally able to evict her.”

Image:By The Heart Truth (Amanda Bynes on the Red Carpet) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons