Josh Wood, an undistinguished British actor who is better than you or I because he’s holding an Oscar statuette.

Celebrities are insecure egomaniacs who need constant reminders of their own self-importance.  So aside from the Oscars, The Golden Globes, the Emmy’s, The Screen Actor’s Guild, The Tony’s, The Grammys, all of MTV’S pointless awards, not to mention all the countless film festival awards, and about a thousand others I failed to mention, there’s a new award show, begun in 2009, the Governor’s awards.  The Governor’s Awards is an exclusive awards show for Academy members only (that’s why you didn’t get an invite, loser,) and they were held this weekend, giving celebrities another reason to dress up and remind themselves why they’re better than everyone else.

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