Holly Madison Names Her Baby, Probably Shouldn’t Have

33-year-old Holly Madison, AKA one of the girls who sacrificed her youth blowing Hugh Hefner’s flaccid peen in exchange for fifteen minutes of fame, gave birth to a baby girl last week and bestowed upon her the name Rainbow Aurora; a name that surely, will garner her respect and credibility for her entire adult life. Plus, I’m pretty sure that’s the preferred stage name of strippers and escorts in the Pacific Northwest, so that will be convenient.

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