Gives up after realizing they’re countries,
not a couple.
Kim Kardashian took to her Twitter account today to do her part to bring peace to the troubled Middle East. She quickly realized that she lacked the conviction and critical thinking skills to make a definitive statement about shoes, let alone complicated world affairs and promptly took them down.
Kim’s first tweet read, “Praying for everyone in Israel.”
Realizing such a decisive statement might affect her fan base she added “Praying for everyone in Palestine and across the world!”
Later Kim apologized for both tweets. “My lawyer’s Israeli, and Palestinian kind of sounds like Armenian,” Kim explained. “Just to be safe, I decided it was easier to not have an opinion.”
Image:By Luke Ford [CC-BY-SA-2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons