Miley Cyrus is a Mature Adult Prepared For the Commitment of Marriage

Miley Cyrus engagement ring unicorn onesie

Give me a man who hasn’t dreamed about fucking a girl wearing a unicorn suit and I’ll give you a man living in his grandma’s basement sewing a dick cozy out of one of her cats. It’s perfectly normal.

And here’s Miley twerking in a unicorn suit and not at all acting like she’s on her way to a Britney Spears’ style meltdown.