Miley Cyrus Gives Great Advice

In light of his recent troubles that involve drugs, spitting on strangers and pissing in buckets, Miley Cyrus has issued a very meaningful warning to Justin Bieber to stop being ‘stupid,’ via Page Six:

“When you’re not around, all they want is your music. They want to see what the next thing is. But when your music is out they just want to talk s**t about you.

“When you’re a worldwide star, everyone sees everything. Lots of people make a video and put it on Instagram, some people might think it’s funny but because it’s Justin Bieber, it’s really bad.

“I always tell him just to be cool and not talk about it because when you talk it fuels the fire. He’s still stupid though. But everyone does dumb stuff when they are messed up, and he’s done dumb stuff.”
Miley then posted a selfie smoking a joint on Twitter, removed her pants and filmed a Youtube video  twerking in nothing but a single, sequined glove. There’s something here about the possum calling the ‘coon gray.

Miley Cyrus is a Mature Adult Prepared For the Commitment of Marriage

Miley Cyrus engagement ring unicorn onesie

Give me a man who hasn’t dreamed about fucking a girl wearing a unicorn suit and I’ll give you a man living in his grandma’s basement sewing a dick cozy out of one of her cats. It’s perfectly normal.

And here’s Miley twerking in a unicorn suit and not at all acting like she’s on her way to a Britney Spears’ style meltdown.