The story behind Lindsay Lohan’s most recent arrest just keeps getting classier. Radaronline
I’ve never wanted to club something to death so badly in my life. Caution SFW, but deeply disturbing. Toofab
People who engage in semi-incestuous relationships also tend to make other poor life decisions as well. TMZ
Miley Cyrus had to cut up a few fools to get some street credz. Globalgrind
Channels Real Liz Taylor Circa 2011
The Beverley Hills premiere of the Lifetime Original Movie Liz and Dick was last night and you can bet Lindsay Lohan pulled all the stops for her comeback red carpet walk.
And when I say ‘all the stops,’ I mean she did her best to look like a bloated, 45-year-old alcoholic.
Donning a cheap-looking taffeta gown, Lindsay recalled old Hollywood glamour while highlighting her FUPA and flat ass. Her bad extensions and bright red lipstick almost drew attention away from the fact that Lindsay can’t afford a manicure, but not quite!
*By ‘might’ I mean ‘doubtfully’
TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan will be charged with lying to police stemming from her car accident back in June in which she told police she wasn’t driving. Lindsay’s no-good, back-stabbing assistant at the time ratted her out to police and confirmed it was Lindsay who smashed the rental Porshe into the back of a semi. Doesn’t he know his place as obsequious sycophant?
Now you might expect The Vadge to take the easy route here and call Lindsay all the names she deserves to be called, ie. crackhead etc. but it’s not really fun to hate on somebody who’s already belly-up in a gutter. Trash-talking Lindsay now is like barfing in a toilet that somebody already took a dump in.
Image: PD
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