Kim Kardashian wants you to remember the good times, when she still looked like this. The Superficial

Ke$ha drinking her own urine is only the second most digustng thing she’s ever done, right after looking like this. WWTDD 

Girls who like Girls don’t like Kate Upton, go figure. IDLYITW 

Hey, just because a man is missing both his legs doesn’t mean he can’t do what everyone else can do, like murder their girlfriends. ICYDK

Lady Gaga has canceled the remaining shows on her Born This Way tour due to a “labral tear of the right hip” and if you thought she tore her labia when you read that, you’re not the only one. D Listed