Spoiler Alert: Taylor Swift Is A Frigid Bitch


Above: Taylor Swift posted this tweet after her break-up with One Direction’s Harry Styles to show what a spiteful, childish troll she is.

RadarOnline is reporting that the real reason Harry Styles dumped Taylor Swift is because he got tired of her asexual ways. Even though Taylor has a tendency to walk around with her mouth hanging open, she’s not putting that thing to good use.  Instead she’s using it to talk. You’re never gonna get a man like that Tay Tay!

According to a close pal of Taylor’s, she’s as stiff and prudeish in bed as she is looks in every other situation. via Radar:

“Taylor is so concerned that the public will think she’s a whore because she dates around, that she doesn’t put out. What she doesn’t get is that the guys keep dumping her because she’s being a prude. Harry found Taylor a little sexually uninterested. While it was clear she obviously had a thing for Harry, Taylor didn’t want to put out as often as he would’ve liked. Harry is a young boy, with ladies throwing themselves at him and has had a string of relationships with older women.

It’s no secret he’s sexually active and is enjoying his fame at the moment. But Taylor just wasn’t up for it as much as he is. They were sexually incompatible. Having a clean and wholesome reputation is super important to Taylor. She puts herself in these stupid situations but then honestly can’t understand why she’s getting such a shabby reputation. Harry wants to go out to fancy bars and clubs and enjoy being young – but Taylor’s more of a homebody and all she would talk about was antiques! It drove him crazy, so he gave her the elbow!”

Let me set you straight Taylor, everyone already thinks you’re a whore because when you’re dating someone everyone assumes your having sex anyway, so you might as well put out. People, especially men, will like you more if you put out, especially on the first date.  Guys love that. It shows you’re spontaneous and fun. That’s how I got my husband.  After you’re married you can sit around in your sweatpants watching Antiques Roadshow and pretend you have headache, but you’ve got a lot of work to do until then.