Most Hollywood marriages last about as long as the half-life of chromium, so Liberty Ross filing for divorce from Rupert Sanders shouldn’t raise too many eyebrows. Unless you’re a twelve-year-old girl with a room covered in Tiger Beat pin-ups of Robert Pattinson, in which case you’ll scream “Kristen Stewart is a home-wrecking bitch, why is he with her??!!”

The answer: Poontang

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