Kristen Stewart Proclaimed the Ice Queen of Unsexy

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I wouldn’t think that a website that specializes in selling gadgets (really) knows about women, or Hollywood, or women in Hollywood for that matter, but they seem to know something because the UK website, Menkind.co.uk, has proclaimed Kristen Stewart the ‘Least Sexy Actress in Hollywood.’ From E!

It seems Kristen Stewart has just been named the least sexy actress in Hollywood by gadget website MenKind.co.uk, which conducted the survey.

“Our poll has been a fascinating insight into the minds of British men. It’s shown that sexiness is far more than appearance,” said a spokesperson for the site, according to various media reports. “They were turned off by volatile and moody actresses as well as ice queens. And they don’t want to see unhealthy skinny starlets on the big screen.”

Well, rounding out the top 10 are Sarah Jessica Parker, Lindsay Lohan, Denise Richards, Kirsten Dunst, Mischa Barton, Hilary Swank, Lucy Liu, Tilda Swinton and Uma Thurman.

Okay, I understand that Kristen Stewart has about as much sex appeal as a piece of cardboard, and not that fancy corrugated cardboard either, I’m talking your standard single-ply cardboard. But Lindsay Lohan? I’m sure sex with K-Stew is about as enjoyable as jerking off with a Brillo pad, but at least she won’t try to bite off your dick and sell it on the Chinese black market.

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Liberty Ross is Finally Divorcing Rupert Sanders

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Most Hollywood marriages last about as long as the half-life of chromium, so Liberty Ross filing for divorce from Rupert Sanders shouldn’t raise too many eyebrows. Unless you’re a twelve-year-old girl with a room covered in Tiger Beat pin-ups of Robert Pattinson, in which case you’ll scream “Kristen Stewart is a home-wrecking bitch, why is he with her??!!”

The answer: Poontang

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