Rihanna is going to defy the odds and become the first twenty-something woman in a bad relationship to have a baby. D Listed

Justin Bieber has finally filled out and can start wearing a training bra now. Lainey Gossip

Miss Teen Delaware Forget that shit on the internet doesn’t die. WWTDD

Kanye West is selling his bachelor pad so he can move into Kim’s spacious vagina. ICYDK

Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens inserting long thin objects into smoking holes. IDLYITW