Rihanna may be suffering long-term brain damage from copious marijuana use and repeated blows to the head, but damned if she doesn’t give the people what they want! (above)

Let the downward spiral begin! Britney Spears is single and not wearing a bra. The Superficial

“Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens are totally lesbians now,” I concluded after seeing this picture and taking it completely out of context. ICYDK

Beyonce and Kelly Clarkson sang this morning. Oh, and there was some kind of inauguration or something. D Listed

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