We don’t hear a whole lot about Pamela Anderson these days, mostly because it’s not 1994, and we have younger, hotter messes to worry about.  But there’s another reason too.  Pam’s been hanging out across the pond, that’s teabag speak for the Atlantic Ocean, where she’s been doing club openings and theater in the UK, as well as Dancing on Ice; the British version of Dancing With the Stars, but with ice skates, and on ice.

Why? Because bitch is broke, that’s why. According  to the Mirror, Pam owes so much in back taxes and renovation costs on her home she’s been doing club appearances for £15,000. I don’t how much money that is in dollars; I write a shitty blog, I’m not an accountant.

And even though the venues aren’t as glamorous as say, Tommy Lee’s opium den, Pam is still bringing the diva attitude. From the Mirror:

“She doesn’t like photos unless they’re taken with a ring flash – a flattering photographic device to soften the subject’s features and create a halo effect.

In fact, such is her hatred of the humble mobile phone photo that her people instruct club owners to try to ban people from wielding them near her.

A HARD task, you’d imagine, when faced with hundreds of boozed-up revellers clamouring for her ­attention in a confined space.

‘Pamela is very clear what she does and doesn’t want. Her image is very important to her and unflattering photos with wrong cameras are a big no-no,’ says a friend.”

Christ Pam, those people are drunk, not blind. The only thing that could be done to make you look better in a picture is to leave the lens cap on.

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