Jason Segel & Michelle Williams are Selfish, Couldn’t Work it Out For My Sake


I didn’t write about this sooner because I didn’t want to believe it was true that Jason Segel and Michelle Williams split up. I know most of the time I’m a hateful, misanthropic shrew, but I really like these two together, even though now that I think about it, a guy who plays with puppets and does full frontal probably shouldn’t be around kids.

 US Weekly reports the two split because the long-distance thing wasn’t working, he’s based in LA and she’s in New York. I believe it, I bet it’s pretty hard to put your dick in someone from across the continent, unless you’re Don Johnson.