Don Johnson Checked Out Dennis Johnson’s Johnson

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I have no idea what really goes down inside of a men’s locker room. I always assumed it’s a lot like the women’s locker room –  a lot of sudsy breasts, ass-pinching and period talk.  But  thanks to Don Johnson, I’ve learned the truth: A bunch of guys staring at each other’s junk, making comparisons and dishing out compliments, with the occasional sword fight. 

The Django Unchained star tells Page 6:

“Look, I’ve seen guys with a lot bigger [penises] than me. One time, I was in the Celtics locker room talking to Larry Bird and Kevin McHale . . . and there’s Dennis Johnson coming out of the showers and, dude, that’s who put the Johnson in Johnson. I mean, it must have shown on my face, because when I turned back to Larry, he looked at me and said, ‘I know, huh?’ and I was like, ‘Dude, that’s a weapon.’ ”

Whoa there Don, save the rest for Penthouse Letters, I think I know where this is going.  

Image:By Alan Light [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons

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1 thought on “Don Johnson Checked Out Dennis Johnson’s Johnson

  1. Pingback: Jason Segel & Michelle Williams are Selfish, Couldn’t Work it Out For My Sake | The Vadge

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