Ireland Baldwin’s parents are out of town and she wants you to come over and have sex with her. The Superficial
Prince William might be unemployed soon, somehow I think that’s going to work out better for him than most other people. Lainey Gossip
You know you’ve hit a new low when Jessica Simpson has been charged with looking after you. ICYDK
Britney Spears’ new man seems like a nice, normal guy who can also pass a background check. D Listed
Kim Kardashian is rolled up an smokin’ IDLYITW