Edward Furlong Arrested…Again

reg_634.EdwardFurlong.ms.011413I used to have a huge crush on Edward Furlong back in the 90’s.  So I’m going to overlook that he was arrested Sunday on domestic abuse charges for the third time in as many months, and that he looks like this now. What can I say, I’m a magnanimous person.

Edward Furlong Might Be On Drugs

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I don’t care what anyone says about Edward Furlong, Arachnoquake was awesome.  He was a total hero in that movie, and he saved the lives of the girl’s softball team on that bus!  

And he’s really been working on his personal life. You know, self improvement.  See how much weight he’s gained? Especially in his face. Lookin’ good Eddie!

  But Furlong’s ex-wife doesn’t seem to care about that.  She filed court papers saying he’s a drug addict and shouldn’t be around their six-year-old son; she also claims the child tested positive for cocaine after spending time with the actor.

  What’s wrong with a little father-son bonding over a line of coke? At least the guy’s trying! It beats a two-by-four with a nail in it, which is how my dad bonded with me.

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