Cory Monteith Thinks He Needs Rehab

I didn’t have any idea who Cory Montieth was until this morning when I read he voluntarily checked into rehab. When I found out he’s one of the stars of Glee, it made sense, because I hate musicals, let alone ones that features 30-year-olds pretending to be high school students.

If this guy’s checking into rehab already, what happened to the waking-up-next-to-a-dead-teen-hooker-in-a-Mexican-hotel-room or passing-out-in-a-Del-Taco-bathroom-in-a-puddle-of-your-own-vomit that’s supposed to precede it? I’m feeling a little cheated here!

According to people , the 30-year-old Montieth also entered rehab back when he was 19. In 2011, he told the magazine, “I don’t want kids to think it’s okay to drop out of school and get high, and they’ll be famous actors, too.”

He added, “It might not be okay, but it is possible. Remember kids, sometimes, dreams really do come true!”